shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

(Source: i-keep-cruising, via moriarty)

ackleholic-padaaddict:

burritwo:

starbuckers:

what do you call a giraffe driving a car?

a danger to society

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(via fandumbsandfeminism)

kindasadandalwaystired:

recoveryofabrokenteen:

littlebearofasgard:

tyleroakley:

CAN’T UNSEE.

I am fire *pant pant* 

I am death. 

you ruined my life

you mean improved your life

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via wellshitcaitlin)

sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

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seems legit

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woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

(Source: blowjcb, via wellshitcaitlin)

hayakata:

kropotkindersurprise:

Two ways of dealing with tear gas grenades from comrades in Turkey: Either submerge them in water. Make sure you can close off the container cause the gas will still spread for a while. Or throw them in the fire so the gas burns off before it can spread.

Wow.

(via isnerdy)

wibblywobblytime-ywimey:

bastardsvulturesandwolves:

My boyfriend and I always have the best cover photos, idk what next though hmmm

I am groot

We are groot

(via not-all-victories)

unbitrium:

offside-goal:

tales-of-a-clutsy-ninja:

BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS

THIS IS AWFUL I’M NOT EVEN THAT BUSTY AND THIS IS MY EVERYDAY LIFE SCREW U BOOBS

I thought balls were bad but this post made me realizer girls how do you even live with dumbbells growing out of your chest obstructing everything girls are strong and not to be messed with

(via lyrium-spectre)

thefrenchlaughter:

fyeahherminald:

I DON’T EVEN CARE IF I’VE REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE

I’m going to reblog this before it disappears or worse…I like it.

(via lyrium-spectre)

panickyintheuk:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

but how old are balls

(via lyrium-spectre)